Jandussidrotbossjabflab Fodmil Gensaflid is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, deceitful horse.

Jandussidrotbossjabflab Fodmil Gensaflid created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jandussidrotbossjabflab Fodmil Gensaflid, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jandussidrotbossjabflab Fodmil Gensaflid, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Jandussidrotbossjabflab Fodmil Gensaflid's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Jandussidrotbossjabflab Fodmil Gensaflid's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bread.

2. Never think ill of sick otters.

3. Never think about spacetime near gulls while wearing gray tights and balancing six carbon spheres on your back.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never look at galaxies.