Nulfundodpin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, emotional mouse.

Nulfundodpin created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nulfundodpin, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nulfundodpin, he will laugh at you.

Nulfundodpin's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Nulfundodpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never mention snails.

3. Run away from magenta cats, for they are unholy.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Nulfundodpin.