Rakspagtal is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, duplicitous ant.

Rakspagtal created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Rakspagtal, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rakspagtal, he will cry a lot.

Rakspagtal's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Rakspagtal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair yellow.

2. Always look after injured birds.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rakspagtal.