Hinpadban is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, boastful hummingbird.

Hinpadban created the planet Earth five million years ago.

If you believe in Hinpadban, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hinpadban, he will turn you into a tree.

Hinpadban's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Hinpadban's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Hinpadban on top of all buildings.

2. Never feed corn to dogs while wearing cyan rings.

3. Run away if four eagles approach from the north.

4. Never talk about chromosomes.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.