Flisquat is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, happy hippopotamus.

Flisquat created time and space six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisquat, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flisquat, it will turn you into a mouse.

Flisquat's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Flisquat's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flisquat.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Pray towards the west.