Dabyartnill is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, pitiless fairy.

Dabyartnill created oxygen eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dabyartnill, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dabyartnill, she will turn you into a mole.

Dabyartnill's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Dabyartnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near mice while wearing cyan scarves and balancing four tin spheres on your feet.

2. Never write about bacteria.

3. Run away if three hamsters approach from the east.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.