Xemnibtit is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciless octopus.

Xemnibtit created a Higgs boson three million years ago.

If you believe in Xemnibtit, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Xemnibtit, she will turn you into a duck.

Xemnibtit's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Xemnibtit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never eat onions.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Xemnibtit.

5. Never run in holy places.