Bongutyart is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, moody ferret.

Bongutyart created oxygen four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bongutyart, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bongutyart, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bongutyart's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Bongutyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always help whales in need.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bongutyart.

5. Always obey Bongutyart's priests.