Pinbuthub is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, duplicitous mink.

Pinbuthub created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pinbuthub, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pinbuthub, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Pinbuthub's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Pinbuthub's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cucumbers.

2. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Pinbuthub on top of important buildings.

3. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never write about photosynthesis.