Stipdodrakjenfadparkcenbat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, happy eagle.

Stipdodrakjenfadparkcenbat created water three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipdodrakjenfadparkcenbat, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Stipdodrakjenfadparkcenbat, he will send minions to preach to you.

Stipdodrakjenfadparkcenbat's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Stipdodrakjenfadparkcenbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Never talk about special relativity near moths while wearing blue jumpers.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

4. Never feed parsnips to bats while wearing skirts.

5. Hide if three ants approach from the west.