Bossfasfud is a god.

She takes the form of a small, idiotic ferret.

Bossfasfud created the planet Venus nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossfasfud, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bossfasfud, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bossfasfud's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Bossfasfud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Bossfasfud in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bossfasfud.

5. Retreat if five aardvarks approach from the east.