Bumzimnegapp is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-powerful snake.

Bumzimnegapp created Africa six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumzimnegapp, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bumzimnegapp, he will be mildly annoyed.

Bumzimnegapp's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Bumzimnegapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention nematodes.

2. Never sing in the presence of pigs.

3. Never think ill of sick ducks.

4. Feed all hungry geese.

5. Never talk about aardvarks.