Zagkip is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, prudent salamander.

Zagkip created Europe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagkip, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zagkip, he will turn you into a worm.

Zagkip's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Zagkip's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Put Zagkip first in all things.

3. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not hurt eagles.