Zagbatfligshav is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, deceitful camel.

Zagbatfligshav created life four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagbatfligshav, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Zagbatfligshav, she will send you a sign.

Zagbatfligshav's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Zagbatfligshav's Holy Commandments

1. Zagbatfligshav loves rats, so they must be respected.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Run away from green goats, for they are unholy.

4. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Zagbatfligshav in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.