Listteenlam is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, deceitful hare.

Listteenlam created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listteenlam, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Listteenlam, he will think nothing of it.

Listteenlam's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Listteenlam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Never write about spacetime.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.