Farngadnel is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unjust hare.

Farngadnel created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Farngadnel, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Farngadnel, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Farngadnel's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Farngadnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention geese.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Never talk about bacteria.

5. Always help bats in need.