Hindonbast is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, clever tortoise.

Hindonbast created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hindonbast, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hindonbast, it will not invite you to parties.

Hindonbast's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Hindonbast's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hindonbast.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not drink alcohol.