Mifmiggem is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, prudent parrot.

Mifmiggem created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mifmiggem, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mifmiggem, he will turn you into a dog.

Mifmiggem's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Mifmiggem's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mifmiggem.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Fast once a month.