Kiprotsag is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, uncaring centaur.

Kiprotsag created the universe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kiprotsag, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kiprotsag, he will remove you from existence.

Kiprotsag's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Kiprotsag's Holy Commandments

1. Kiprotsag must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.