Bepbestjippad is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, humorless crane.

Bepbestjippad created the Small Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepbestjippad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bepbestjippad, she will refuse to believe in you.

Bepbestjippad's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Bepbestjippad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of beans to doves while wearing purple rings.

2. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.