Vabcubdum is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, loving faun.

Vabcubdum created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabcubdum, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vabcubdum, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Vabcubdum's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Vabcubdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Erect six nickel sculptures of Vabcubdum on top of important buildings.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Never paint your head yellow.