Mabgutyok is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fast bee.

Mabgutyok created bats two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabgutyok, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mabgutyok, he will destroy your favourite star.

Mabgutyok's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Mabgutyok's Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not shave your neck.