Godcembeg is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humane wyvern.

Godcembeg created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godcembeg, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Godcembeg, he will think nothing of it.

Godcembeg's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Godcembeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat foxes with great respect.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Godcembeg on top of all buildings.

3. Feed all hungry birds.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Do not kill geese.