Dangofzod is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, annoying deer.

Dangofzod created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dangofzod, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dangofzod, it will curse you with boils.

Dangofzod's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Dangofzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never sprint in the presence of ants.

3. Run away if five seals approach from the east.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Fast once a month.