Sognadhak Latveggadrat is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, effective lizard.

Sognadhak Latveggadrat created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sognadhak Latveggadrat, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sognadhak Latveggadrat, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sognadhak Latveggadrat's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Sognadhak Latveggadrat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not dye your hair black.