Badbegnig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish wolf.

Badbegnig created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Badbegnig, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Badbegnig, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Badbegnig's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Badbegnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

4. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Badbegnig on top of important buildings.

5. Do not speak about bread.