Jatdidflow is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, effective crab.

Jatdidflow created the cosmos two million years ago.

If you believe in Jatdidflow, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jatdidflow, she will laugh at you.

Jatdidflow's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Jatdidflow's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never eat green fruit.