Ripbarnpod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unselfish parrot.

Ripbarnpod created humankind seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripbarnpod, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ripbarnpod, she will curse you with boils.

Ripbarnpod's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Ripbarnpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near bats while wearing white hats and balancing three gold spheres on your neck.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.