Sadtoftail is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, fast pigeon.

Sadtoftail created life nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadtoftail, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sadtoftail, it will strike you with lightening.

Sadtoftail's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Sadtoftail's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Sadtoftail in the centre of the settlement.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.