Jabbegmut Pidarnfom is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, merciless raven.

Jabbegmut Pidarnfom created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jabbegmut Pidarnfom, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jabbegmut Pidarnfom, she will remove you from existence.

Jabbegmut Pidarnfom's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Jabbegmut Pidarnfom's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Jabbegmut Pidarnfom.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

5. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.