Ruttbadhig is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, passionate goblin.

Ruttbadhig created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttbadhig, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ruttbadhig, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ruttbadhig's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Ruttbadhig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Always help moths.

3. Never talk about swans.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.