Gepbon is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, all-powerful walrus.

Gepbon created snails six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepbon, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gepbon, it will manifest in front of you.

Gepbon's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Gepbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never wear orange ear rings.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.