Hasbossquat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, ruthless lizard.

Hasbossquat created a top quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hasbossquat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hasbossquat, she will turn you into a plant.

Hasbossquat's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Hasbossquat's Holy Commandments

1. Put Hasbossquat first in all things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never wear red trousers.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Do not eat grapes.