Bitfedvid is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, self-confident dragonfly.

Bitfedvid created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Bitfedvid, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bitfedvid, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bitfedvid's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Bitfedvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat oranges.

2. Erect a giant red sculpture of Bitfedvid in the centre of the settlement.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never go into green rooms.