Yamgovfar is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, astonishing hedgehog.

Yamgovfar created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Yamgovfar, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yamgovfar, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Yamgovfar's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Yamgovfar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help goats.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near mites while wearing yellow corsets and balancing nine silicon spheres on your arms.

4. Erect five nickel sculptures of Yamgovfar on top of important buildings.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.