Dissomtarp Vadfeblap is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, sapient hummingbird.

Dissomtarp Vadfeblap created the Sombrero Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dissomtarp Vadfeblap, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dissomtarp Vadfeblap, it will not care.

Dissomtarp Vadfeblap's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Dissomtarp Vadfeblap's Holy Commandments

1. Foxes are not to be trusted.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dissomtarp Vadfeblap.

3. Always obey Dissomtarp Vadfeblap's priests.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never wear mauve jumpers.