Budwikrow is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, intelligent warg.

Budwikrow created humanity seven million years ago.

If you believe in Budwikrow, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Budwikrow, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Budwikrow's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Budwikrow's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dogs in need.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Budwikrow.

4. Never hurt pigs.

5. Never wear kilts.