Megtiplinarprulcephonbass is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, uncaring dryad.

Megtiplinarprulcephonbass created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megtiplinarprulcephonbass, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Megtiplinarprulcephonbass, it will turn you into a plant.

Megtiplinarprulcephonbass' most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Megtiplinarprulcephonbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near mice while wearing yellow dresses and balancing eight silver spheres on your back.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.