Ladjinflig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, quiet pig.

Ladjinflig created the Large Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladjinflig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Ladjinflig, she will ignore you.

Ladjinflig's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Ladjinflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

3. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

4. Do not speak about lemons.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.
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