Lenged is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, awe-inspiring
alligator.
Lenged created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lenged, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Lenged, she will turn you into a rock.
Lenged's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Lenged's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lenged.
2. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Lenged in the centre of the settlement.
3. Never wear shirts.
4. Never talk about special relativity.
5. Never pour water over plants.