Lenged is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, awe-inspiring alligator.

Lenged created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenged, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Lenged, she will turn you into a rock.

Lenged's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Lenged's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lenged.

2. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Lenged in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Never talk about special relativity.

5. Never pour water over plants.