Mifgamjad is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, passionate cobra.

Mifgamjad created vertebrates eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifgamjad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mifgamjad, it will turn you into a rock.

Mifgamjad's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Mifgamjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Moths are not to be trusted.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never feed lots of bananas to cats while wearing indigo coats.