Dimgeptab is a god.
He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, passionate
owl.
Dimgeptab created the planet Jupiter three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dimgeptab, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Dimgeptab, he will not care.
Dimgeptab's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Dimgeptab's Holy Commandments1. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Never think about fluid mechanics near ants while wearing yellow shirts and balancing three zinc spheres on your back.
3. Always help snakes.
4. Never write about nebulae.
5. Feed all hungry geese.