Cinnuttit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, omniscient whale.

Cinnuttit created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Cinnuttit, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cinnuttit, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cinnuttit's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Cinnuttit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never bounce in the presence of nematodes.

3. Run away if eight aardvarks approach from the east.

4. You must pray to Cinnuttit nine times a day.

5. Always wear turquoise.