Nigcennelcemvon is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, flying hamster.

Nigcennelcemvon created the Black Eye Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nigcennelcemvon, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nigcennelcemvon, she will make you grow a tail.

Nigcennelcemvon's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Nigcennelcemvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of great tits.

2. Nigcennelcemvon loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always obey Nigcennelcemvon's priests.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
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