Hubfonmegtarg is a god.
She takes the form of a heavy, quiet
clam.
Hubfonmegtarg created dark energy two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hubfonmegtarg, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Hubfonmegtarg, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Hubfonmegtarg's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Hubfonmegtarg's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about black holes.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Erect a giant white sculpture of Hubfonmegtarg in the centre of the settlement.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Do not wear tin on your body.