Fentailfarcad Cemmifpagwonbess
is a god.
She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-assured
ferret
.
Fentailfarcad Cemmifpagwonbess
created dark matter two million years ago.
If you believe in
Fentailfarcad Cemmifpagwonbess
, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Fentailfarcad Cemmifpagwonbess
, she will turn you into a sheep.
Fentailfarcad Cemmifpagwonbess'
most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Fentailfarcad Cemmifpagwonbess' Holy Commandments
1. Hide from black snakes for they are unholy.
2. Fentailfarcad Cemmifpagwonbess must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Never wear trousers.
4. Put Fentailfarcad Cemmifpagwonbess first in all things.
5. Do not eat peas.
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