Nelcudyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, kind raven.

Nelcudyarp created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Nelcudyarp, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nelcudyarp, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Nelcudyarp's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Nelcudyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three otters in a large pit.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.
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