Pangvegtargdissbemvog is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, amazing lion.

Pangvegtargdissbemvog created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangvegtargdissbemvog, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pangvegtargdissbemvog, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Pangvegtargdissbemvog's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Pangvegtargdissbemvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

2. Erect three gold sculptures of Pangvegtargdissbemvog on top of important buildings.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not hurt foxes.

5. Never feed peas to mice while wearing orange rings.
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