Quagcatjen is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, quiet
centaur.
Quagcatjen created Mount Everest two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Quagcatjen, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Quagcatjen, it will turn you into a rock.
Quagcatjen's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.
Quagcatjen's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Do not sprint in public.
3. Always obey Quagcatjen's priests.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Never think about nucleic acids.