Budgepomin is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, moody chinchilla.

Budgepomin created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budgepomin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Budgepomin, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Budgepomin's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Budgepomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Budgepomin.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.
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